March 2012
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*laughs non ironically, but then the tone of the...
some1simple:
accelll:
I attempted to change my blog password to “my dick” but it was too long.
Man I swear I tried the same thing and it said it was too short…
“too black” not even sure what that means
u gaiz my leg hurts baaaaaaaad
can barely stand without waves of pain
i would ask you to pray for me if i cared about that sort of thing
February 2012
wearemostaliveindreams asked: It is fantastic friend. Simply fantastic.
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HEY STOMACH HOW ABOUT PLAYING FAIR KTHX ???
“1’ OR ‘1’=’1”
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1’ OR ‘1’=’1 (via hackerfacts)
This doesn’t work as often as it used to. Often, you’ll have to precede with the single quote to break.
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Stranger on Tumblr: You know you're a CS major when -
Me: I knew it when I declared it, thanks
All I've eaten all day is pizza and yogourt.
jesskavidja:
Pizza and yogourt. I’m inching towards joining the ranks of true programmers, getting every closer, stepping towards my goal with some sort of uncertain cautiousness that I don’t really understand.
Eventually, the yogourt will fade into obscurity. It shall be no more.
And then I shall be complete.
NOOOO
basedgodofemo:
jessiii-jailbait:
i want a penpal from the midwest
CMON GUYS HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS BE MY MIDWEST PEN PAL
movies like Juno :(
basedgodofemo:
a twinkle daddy was looking for love in algernon places
dudestronaut:
I wish I was as happy and positive as Lil B is.
basedgodofemo:
the world is a beautiful something or other and i am no longer afraid to something or other
Crunchatize me caP'n Jazz
basedgodofemo:
THE WORLD IS A TERRIBLE PLACE AND I AM FUCKING SCARED OF DYING HOLY SHIT
lmao hahahahahaha
dirtymudblood:
hipsterwavves:
mandarkslab:
wardamnkitty:
frostitution:
lets play “i dont remember saving that picture”
cashcrab:
Burn a CD-R that contains nothing but skit tracks from different hip-hop albums and slip it under a stranger’s front door.
Carbine or Needle Rifle?
saturnsorbit:
extinctgaming:
OR
Carbine. It required a little more skill.
Needle rifle looks cooler but headshots with the Carbine ruled
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Dilemma
hackedy:
thedistanceinsidious:
rrogers050593:
idreamwhileiwake:
Meet girl and talk with her,
Good; Attractive, Surprisingly intelligent, enjoy talking too, Very nice, etc.
Bad; Brother is cocaine Drug lord, and said he’d kill any one who touched her. She lives far away and I’m probably never going to see her again.
Oh well, that’s life.
The constant struggles of booty
The trials...
When you smell weed →
funniest10k:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
On Linear Approximations:
Me: Okay, I know we're not supposed to use our calculator to solve this, but can't we use them to check for the right answer?
TA: No. If you use calculator you will get 1.9873
TA: If you use method, you get 1.9875
TA: If you put 1.9873 you die.
Me:
Class:
Class:
TA: Okay. You not die on test from it
TA: But if 1.9873 were deal with chemical then you die in that case.
TA: And you no want blow up and die, right?
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